Birthday Gift for Obama?

What gift is right for a man who on this day turns 54?

A round of golf on a Trump course to help him lower his score?

Another selfie not with Merkel but with one very attractive  Danish P.M.?

A set of red inkless engraved gold writing executive pens?

From the EPA bullet proof regs that will eliminate to our economy the use of coal?

From the Ayatollah a pledge Israel can exist and  a solemn fatwa that a nuke is against Islam’s mortal soul?

He can’t run again so millions into another Obama PAC

Would only be discarded into the unused unwanted gift shack

The gift of eliminating the stress to have to chose?

Between Hillary and Joe since Hillary and her dishonesty may well lose

Millions into a library to in splendor house his Peace Prize

The might of America under his watch in demise

Maybe a large tin cup to signify?

The Grecian ruin when the need to reduce debt a nation defies

We cannot give him back the ability to dunk or hit the jump shot for a three

As much as we would like he would not accept a gift of the ability to end his spending spree

But a gift within our reach would be a strategy to deal with the scourge of radical Islam

With it the fears and anxieties of all Americans to begin to calm

Along with an endless supply of Nicoderm gum and patches

So the devils of lung cancer from smoking from Michelle too early will not him snatch

© August 4, 2015 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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