Sunday, March 29, 2015

Llama Drama at USDA

Two llamas get spooked and run along an Arizona highway
No one hurt, no damage to property but for the owners it’s hell to pay
The twitter scenes went viral and rattled the bureaucrats of the USDA
An edict from the USDA quickly came to the owners’ way
The owners had to have a permit in order for the llamas to the public be on display
So to the owners’ ignorance and dismay
No more llama drama to nursing home residents’ depression allay
Congress passed the Animal Welfare Act to require permits for animal display
We continue to become more and more regulated in almost all activities known to the human race
With more and more regulations killing and hindering business activity to take place
More and more regulations means more and more bureaucrats need to them draft
More and more obstacles on a road to black ink path
Obama in his zeal to overregulate is destroying millions of board feet
Transformed from pristine forests to millions of Federal Register sheets
Llama drama is really another tragedy of a growing government run amok
Why at least a third of the civilian federal work force we should chuck
© March 29, 2015 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet
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