Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Montana Legislature Dress Code--What A Joke!


Montana the Big Sky Country epitomizes the independence and individualism of the Old West
So said why in heaven’s name is its Legislature coming down hard on how members must dress
Business suits or sport coats with dress slacks
In a private world of business casual seems out of whack
For women almost like out of a page of the Saudi morality police
Women are advised to consider when the hem movement from ankles should cease
This legislature must have more problems to deal with in this great state
Than the cut of one’s clothes the decorum police should rate
There should be at Helena only one code to enforce and it is not dress
But rather how well a member rabid partisanship manages to suppress
For those members maybe in a minority who live and breathe Green
Ponder by wearing suits how many chemicals are released in order to dry clean.

© December 10, 2014 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet

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